She told him that she was diagnosed at the age of 20 and that she has a left and a right vagina, two separate (but still together) periods, and that she often has sexual pleasure in both vaginas at the same time. He turned his attention back to the caller and her strange medical condition.Įvelyn has a condition called uterine didelphys, which affects about one in every 2,000 women and is often not found until it's too late. Ronnie said that he made it to the area, but he didn't close the deal. 'You're fucking great.' In the end, I lost. When she laughed, she said, 'I knew three questions in.' He asked, 'How the fuck did that happen?' 'In all my years of watching crazy shit, porn, and other weird things, I haven't seen that before.'īut Robin wasn't surprised by the news at all. 'That's the answer.' Evelyn has two vaginas, so she has a lot of them. Then Evelyn agreed with what she had said. 'Do you have the same anatomy as every other woman?' the woman asked.Īnother guess: 'Do you have more than one vagina?' Robin, on the other hand, was happy to help. 'I can't figure it out.' How many questions can I ask? There must be something weird going on, but I can't put my finger on it. 'Can we ask him a question?' This is getting too long.

How did Ronnie feel after asking more questions that didn't lead to any answers? 'It can be really hard, man,' he said. In a joking way, Howard said, 'Ronnie, let me remind you that we're only here for seven hours.' If you say yes, I want to know if you can stay here all week. During the show, Howard and Robin Quivers wondered if the show's 'sex expert' could handle it. Ronnie quickly figured out that the caller's 'sexy secret' was about her genital area, but his follow-up questions about everything from tattoos to testicles were off the mark. All things end… then are reborn again.She said: 'Yes, I was born a woman.' : 'That isn't my sexy thing.' Gifts exchange and crystal clinks over Valentines and holiday drinks. THE SUN AND I by Ryan Walsh Frigid Winter winds lick leaves from limbs as wing-ed travelers make their perennial voyage and the Sun and I set earlier in our days. I used this more as a funny exercise than anything else. Like I said, I’m not a published poet or anything. Here ya’ go, Stern fans.) Winter by Ronnie Mund Winter is when there are no leaves on the trees Winter is when we say good bye to the birds and the bees Winter is when we get an extra hour of z’s Winter is when a red-suited man brings us all lots of glee Winter is when the snow falls and we yell “Happy New Year” Winter is when you turn that special girl or guy’s heart bright red with love and cheer, until this time again next year Winter goes away… And the birds and the bees and the leaves on the trees and the extra hour of z’s all go back to where they should be.

After searching for the transcription online, I found none, and did it myself. I want to keep the meaning, but change the style…drastically. It’s kind of like when, back in Creative Writing school, we were asked to emulate the style of a poet or writer, except this is the opposite. (I wanted to see if I could rewrite the poem “Winter” by Ronnie Mund and make it into my own style.

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